Post by australia on Oct 14, 2010 22:18:47 GMT -5
australia
leavin' in all behind
see the city lights fade into the night
let me tell you a story. once upon a time there was a guy named ozric blackwell. most people called him oz, ozzy, ricky or blacky. some called him other things. he isn't bothered though. they say ozric represents a country called australia. he seems to be in his mid to late teens, although we all know that's not true. it seems that he's picked neutrality over eden and peace. and that's the end of the story. it was only short, wasn't it? oh well, feel free to read the epilogue, which i decided to skip...
the building blocks!
is it almost possible to say that australia is normal. boring. however, if i said that, i would indeed be telling a fib. one will find australia is actually rather muscular. it's because he has myostatin-related muscle hypertrophy, a muscle disease, however it doesn't seem to be as 'severe' for him as it is with others. so even though he's only five foot three, he weighs about one hundred and eighty one pounds, because of all that extra muscle. unless he tenses up though, it isn't too obvious. you'll also see many small scars all over his body from crocs. other than that, his appearance isn't very interesting. he has spiky brown hair that seems to be short. and also hazel eyes, which seem to have feline characteristics. that is to say, the pupils aren't exactly round. but they aren't like slits either. am i confusing you yet?eh? in the head?
honestly, australia is, well, generally very cheerful. that doesn't mean he can't have his sad or angry moments though. however they're not so much as frequent. that includes grudges. unless you're japan. oh yes, australia doesn't seem to like japan much. partially due to the whaling.
think of him a someone close to nature. literally. he'd rather trek through the deadly outback then go in a plane. some say it's because he has a fear of heights. but no one's ever gotten him up high so it's an unproven fact. although it's known that he over-reacts to every little detail when it comes to the security of his country's borders (yeah, the border security in aussieland is pretty tight). so here's a warning to the lot of you; don't even think about taking not-so-native foods or animals to australia's place.
he's also very lazy. well, mentally. do you want to know why he's neutral? according to him, he really can't be bothered siding. no doubt he'd rather wrestle crocodiles and risk losing an arm or two than get into a war.
his interests will bore you
australia is interested in footy. but not the american football, or the british football. the australia football. each year he attends the grand final, and any special matches like the chris mainwaring tribute match.
you'll find that australia loves to hunt. mainly feral pigs and goats. for this, he uses a good ol' hunting knife and his trusty dogs, which often chase down the targets.so will his few talents
wrestling with crocodiles. sounds crazy no? but thanks to the muscle disease he was 'given', wrestling with the beasts is... possible. according to him it's good fun. he'll happy muck around with freshwater crocodiles of all shapes and sizes (they aren't dangerous to humans.. normally) but he'll only wrestle small saltwater crocs. after all, the bastards can bite like hell. he wishes to wrestle an american alligator one day.. crazy bugger.
if there's anyone who can survive the aussie outback, it's australia himself. he knows loads of things to help him survive, although whether he remembers any of it is another story.
he works well with animals. well, except fish. 'nuff said.objects of what exactly?
australia carries around a large rucksack filled with what he thinks is necessary. meaning a hunting knife, a water flask, a few pillow cases and a shovel (half of which pokes out of the bag). what about weapons? hm? don't worry, he has that covered. the shovel and his bare fists are his weapons of choice! the shovel supposedly makes a good ambush weapon..
did i mention he has three dogs? well, one actually, because two of them can't be classified as dogs. there's dixie, a mastiff crossed with a staffie. the poor girl's old, and only has one eye. then there are the two dingoes, saturday and sunday. sunday is tan while saturday is cream. the three canines usually follow australia around. however they have a sitter on stand by in case someone manages to get australia on a plane.
hey mates. i'm called g or ps, and i'm new to this 'ere site. this would be my first character here. oh, did you known australia has a face claim? it's udou akira from air gear if you were wondering. if you need to contact me, i have msn. or you could pm me. whichever is easiest.
